thesickestkidsintown:
  • Shove next size gauge into earlobe but realize the kid your babysitting is in the next room so you shouldn't cuss: "Mother of tots... Shut the front door you lint licking piece of french toast... FEMALE DOG.
Parenting: You’re doing it right.
welcome-t0-jackass: shikari—shuffle: Every time I laugh at Jeremy’s face.
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